• Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
  • Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room

yronwoods:

These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

went and saw star trek and then thought that I should watch the series. Luckily for me, there was a two hour special on the history of Trek and now I feel like I have watched it. Niceeeee.

Stanley just drank o.j out of my mug and didn’t seem to realize it wasn’t his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked: Is there no limit to what he won’t notice?

tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

They used to call me the Loch Ness Morgan. Mostly because I would show up blurry in photographs.